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Monday, June 30, 2008

A Funny for your Monday!

One morning during a camping trip, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies (thinking, 'isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Do you ever notice

Do you ever notice how some people know just how to play you? They know exactly how far they can push you ... and they know exactly what to do to to melt your heart again before it is too late......

Is everyone this predictable or is it just me? Can everyone play me like that, or just this certain someone?

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Oh the things you see!

Exploring new places gives one the opportunity to see new..... and sometimes strange.... things! 


Last week I got up bright and early Tuesday morning, got on a plane
 and took my first trip to Minneapolis, MN. 

I headed to MN for work, but was able
 to find a few moments during the 48 hours I was there to do some exploring of my own... here are some are some of the things I discovered on my journey:
Most people have hear
d of the TV show Hell's Kitchen... well, the "hot spot" for breakfast in
 downtown Minneapolis is Hell's Kitchen...  When I heard I was having a meeting here, I have to admit I was pretty darn excited. I have no idea if it is related to the TV show, and after eating there I seriously doubt it, but 
it really was a neat place! I headed out of 
my hotel and was walking down the main streets in downtown Minneapolis in search of Hell's Kitchen. I take a turn onto 10th Street, and there is this tiny sign saying Hell's Kitchen over the door of what looks to be the s
mallest, hole in the wall restaurant I have seen. However, open opening the door the restaurant was HUGE! Well, maybe not huge but much much bigger than anything I expected from the tiny, unimposing entry way and sign hanging outside... then to boot, the hostess asked if we had reservations! Ok, I guess I was way off on saying this was a tiny hole in the wall... apparently the whose who of MN dine at this secret get away! I now know why! I had the best breakfast I have had in years and the big mugs of coffee were just what the doctor ordered!

On to my next fun fact of Minneapolis.... 
Well, I am not sure what the connection is, and I am sure a little research would explain it all, but there on the corner 
of 7th and Nicollet Ave in the heart of Nicollet Mall, there is a bronze statue of Mary Tyler Moore! She is standing on the corner, right outside of Macy's department store (which seems like the best place to be if you ask 
me, unless you're actually inside the store), holding her purse
and watching the crowds go by. So, of course I had to have a Kodak moment with my now-friend Mary!

A must stop while in Minneapolis would have to be Brit's Pub. Located right in the middle of downtown, this Irish pub offers the best brew in town as well as lawn bowling... that's right I said LAWN BOWLING!! And yes, I understand there are no lawns in the middle of downtown in a major metropolitan city. However, Brit's overcame this problem and built their own lawn... on the roof! I went up to see this roof-top lawn bowling for myself and there were people everywhere! All shapes, sizes and ages drinking their irish brew and have a grand
 old time out on the lawn! 
And now to La Creme de La Creme!

It is a sunny Wednesday afternoon and I am walking down the street with my co-worker Kimball and I hear her say "Katie, is that a  bride sitting in the middle of the street." I look and sure enough, ther
e
 is a lady sitting on a potter in the middle of the side walk fully clad in her wedding dress! 
It was the funniest sight I have ever seen. She was all alone, cigarette hanging out over her mouth, can of Coke in her hand, just sitting out on the street in the middle of the afternoon like this was the most normal thing in the world. I couldn't believe my eyes. I thought to myself "there is 
no way I am seeing this, she can't really be in her wedding dress!" As we get closer, and pass the drunk man getting 
arrested,  it is confirmed.... this woman is really sitting on the planter, across the street from the Presbyterian church, in the middle of the afternoon in the middle of the week. By the time we got closer she was chatting with a homeless man. I heard her tell him that she was getting married Saturday and her wedding rehearsal was that 
afternoon.... I hope for her sake that is true and not just in her head!!!!

Oh the things you see!



Wednesday, June 11, 2008

NKOTB 4 EVA!

Very very exciting news!!! I just got the word that we have our New Kids on the Block tickets reserved!! Even better than that they are in the lower level and awesome seats!!!! Busom is amazing!!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Bad blogger Katie

Ok, so after giving it much thought and going to a seminar on Social Media, I have come to realize I am the WORST blogger in the world... I think I break every "rule" blogging has... who know blogging has rules!

So, after much thought, I have decided to become an A+ blogger! I am going to make a concerted effort to blog at least once a week and actually comment on other people's blogs, not just read them... so on that note, lets see how long I keep this up for!

This week is crazy trying to get ready to go to Minnesota next week. I am only in Minneapolis for about 1.5 days, and it is totally stressing me. Apparently every editor or freelance travel journalist goes out of town in the middle of June... who knew!! If anyone has any insight on why this is... please do share! I am all "ears"!



On a lighter note, Nicole and I had a blast this weekend! We met in the middle for the day and just had lunch, went shopping, rode the carousel.... all that fun stuff! We even had a little VOGUE fashion show in one of the shops ... I am sure the girl in the store loved us!Here is a shot from the fashion show! Top Models!